Election Democratic for Local Bodies: Bijukchhe
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Madhyapur Thimi, Jan 10: Chairman of Nepal Workers' and Peasants' Party Narayan Man Bijukchhe said the local bodies should not be restored on the basis of political agreement.
Inaugurating a felicitation programme organized by Banmala Service Committee, Bhaktapur here today, Chairman Bijukchhe said there would be representatives of all 25 political parties in the local bodies.
He stressed on the election for the local bodies or the restoration of previous mechanism. There was no alternative of election to elect people's representatives, Chairman Bijukchhe added.
Similarly, he said the load shedding problem would be solved if the technical employees carry out their duties honestly.
On the occasion, he felicitated 26 elderly people of Banmala Community offering them shawls. As many as 62 SLC graduates from the Community were also honoured at the programme. Also speaking at the programme presided over by Community Chairman Jagat Lal Banmala were Central Convenor of the Community Shiva Ram Banmala, Central Member Tirtha Narayan Mali and among others. They said the Banmala was contributing to the preservation of Nepali culture. RSS
No Nava Durga Dance in Kathmandu From Next Year Published : 2008-12-19 01:22 pm
A cultural dance group, Nava Durga Devgans, who worship Goddess Durga and dance at different places during festivals in Kathmandu valley, has decided to put an end to the dancing ceremony at Thimi municipality of Bhaktapur, citing threats to their lives.Every year, Nava Durga Devgans (NDD) from Nava Durga temple in Bhaktapur perform Nava Durga dance donning masks at different parts of the valley. The Nava Durga dance begins in Yomari Purnima from Digu tole in Madhyapur Thimi and last for seven days in Balkumari, Omana, Dathu tole, Layaku, Nagadesh, Bode, Chitrapur and other parts of the municipality.The dance ends at Maru tole on the seventh day with Nava Durga Puja, which is frequently performed during nights. However, this year the dancers returned to Bhaktapur on the third day after some hooligans pelted them with bricks and stones.According to NDD, they reached Pabhu tole to rest and have food after performing puja and dance at different places but miscreants, who had attacked them on Sunday night as well, took their food and a scuffle broke out.Talking to this daily, Narayan Man Banmala, a member of the NDD, said, "Vandals try to disrupt traditional dance every year, terming it meaningless. This poses a threat to our life and we are unable to continue to it though our culture is most important for us." "We conclude the dance with a prayer for peace in the city, but we have decided to put the practice to an end."Goods offered during the worshipping ceremony are taken as holy 'prasad' and distributed among the local people. "Some hooligans snatched away the prasad," said Banmala.Raju Banmala, Naresh Banmala, Satya Ram Banmala, Ash Lal Banmala, Sundar Banmala, Aman and Bikash were injured in the clash. Sabin Shrestha, who was seriously hurt, was taken to Korean Hospital and later referred to Bir Hospital.According to Banmala, there are 19 Devgans, 38 assistants and three children in the group.When the executive officer of Madhyapur Thimi municipality was asked about the incident, he expressed ignorance. While former mayor of Thimi Municipality said differences should be sorted out through talks.Officers at Metropolitan Police Range, Thimi, said they could do nothing without authentic information.source:THT
Their Majesties visit Nawa Durga temple
By Kiran Chapagain
BHAKTAPUR, Oct 31 – Their Majesties King Gyanendra and Queen Komal on Wednesday visited this medieval town and offered puja to Goddess Nawa Durga and received prasad and tika on the occasion of Kojagrat Poornima, the last day of Dashain.
His Royal Highness Crown Prince Paras and Her Royal Highness Crown Princess Himani accompanied Their Majesties. Her Royal Highness Princess Prerana was also present on the occasion.
According to the priests at the Nawa Durga temple, the King and Queen have been visiting the temple since 1988 on the final day of Dashain. However, it was a first visit of the new monarch to the temple since his accession to the throne in June.
It was also the first visit of the Crown Prince to a public place. His Majesty the King declared Paras as the Crown Prince last Friday. The Royal Family members also visited the temple of Taleju Bhawani, Mul Chowk of the temple, Bhairab Chowk, Nag Pokhari, Kumari Chowk, Bhandarkhal Pokhari and Bhandarkhal Chowk of this historic city.
Residents of Bhaktapur congregated at the temple premises to welcome Their Majesties and the other members of the Royal Family. The residents said that the crowd at the temple premises this time was thinner compared to previous years when a large number of people from Bhaktapur and surrounding villages would converge to welcome the King, Queen and other members of the Royal Family.
Said Krishna Pradhan, a local resident, "People from as far as Kathmandu and Lalitpur would come here to see the Royals but this year there are less people." Pradhan lives just in front of the temple and claims that she has been seeing the Royals on this day since 1988.
Added Gopal Krishna Shrestha, who came all the way from Dhulikhel to see the Royals, "People would start thronging the temple premises from as early as 10 a.m. But today I don’t see them here; it’s already 2 p.m." Their Majesties arrived at the temple at 3 p.m.
Many residents were also seen peeping through the windows of their houses, as the Royals walked past the street of Gachhen and the Bhaktapur Durbar Square.
Rajkumar Banmala, the head priest at the Nawa Durga temple, complained about the problems the temple is facing with The Kathmandu Post. "We are facing many problems: We don’t have enough fund to perform even the temple rituals. Besides this festival, we have to conduct more than a hundred other rituals each year, and the temple is not receiving anything from the land Gudhi (trust)."
The head priest of the Taleju temple, Dr. Siddhi Bir Karmacharya said he was very happy to welcome Their Majesties. "I am very happy that the Royal Family also visited the Taleju temple and performed puja. We want this to happen in the days to come as well".
Kathmandu Monday October 21, 2002 Kartik 04, 2059.
His Majesty offers puja to NawadurgaRSS
BHAKTAPUR, Oct. 20: His Majesty King Gyanendra Bir Bikram Shah Dev went to the Nawadurga Temple at Gaachhentol at ward No. 3 of Bhaktapur Municipality this afternoon and offered worship to Goddess Nawadurga on the occasion of the Kojagrat Poornima, the last day of Badadashain.His Majesty the King also received Tika and Prasad on the occasion.His Majesty the King was offered Tika and Prasad by the chief priest at the Nawadurga Temple Julal Karmacharya.
On the occasion, His Majesty was also offered garland and auspicious items including 'Bimiro' by head of the Banmala Guthi or religious trust Indra Bahadur Banmala.
Earlier, His Majesty was welcomed at the temple premises by former minister Aishwarya Lal Pradhanang, former MP Lekhnath Neupane, local development officer Mahesh Prasad Dahal, Bhaktapur Municipality executive officer Ishnu Raj Lamichhane, chief district officer Ram Prasad Khatiwada and chiefs of various district-based offices.
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Prez visits Durga temple
BHAKTAPUR, Oct. 14 (RSS) - On the occasion of Kojagrat Poornima, the final day of Dashain festival, President Dr Ram Baran Yadav paid homage to and received prasad of Nawadurga Bhawani at the Nawa Durga temple here today. Dr. Yadav visited the temple in his capacity as the Head of the State. The President received tika and prasad from the main priest of the temple, Julal Karmacharya. Likewise, Dr. Yadav received flowers, bimiro and five-coloured sacred thread as prasad of Nawadurga deities from head of the Banmala Guthi, Biku Lal Banmala.
President Yadav receives Nawa Durga Prasad
Bhaktapur, Oct. 14
On the occasion of Kojagrat Poornima, the final day of Bada Dashain festival, President Dr. Rambaran Yadav paid homage to and received prasad of Nawadurga Bhawani at the renowned Nawa Durga Devgriha (temple) here Tuesday.
Dr. Yadav visited the temple today in is capacity as the Head of the State.
The President received tika and prasad from the main priest of the Nawa Durga temple, Julal Karmacharya.
Likewise, Dr. Yadav received flowers, bimiro and five-coloured guaka or sacred thread as prasad of Nawadurga deities from head of the Banmala Guthi, Biku Lal Banmala.
Earlier, upon arrival at the Nawadurga temple premises, the President was received by Chief District Officer, Dilli Prasad Siwakoti, heads of various government offices, political party leaders and the general public.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
NAVDURGA DANCE OF BANMALAS AT BHAKTAPUR
NavaDurga Dance -Bhaktapur
An Introduction to Nava Durga Bhaktapur, the city of devotees, is famous for its temple architecture and its magnificent representation of gods and goddesses created by anonymous Newar craft-masters during the reign of the Mallas. Among the various gods and goddesses of Bhaktapur, Nava Durga, the mask-deities is mobile, dramatic and mysterious. As a matter of fact Bhaktapur is renowned for Nava Durga.
Nava Durga means nine Durgas composed of Mahakali, Kumari, Barahi, Brahmayani, Mahesvari, Viasnavi, Indrani, Mahalaksmi and Tripurasundari. Durgas are the various demonic representation or manifestation of Parvati, the Sakti of Shiva, in tantric tradition. In Bhaktapur Nava Durga is a set of masks with a ritual continual life force which begins from Dashain in October and ends in Bhagasti in June. Since the day of Bhagasti all the deities in Nepal live not in the land but beneath the water until Gathamuga Chare, a little less than five weeks later. On the day of Gathamuga the gathas take some black clay from the field and erect a linga of Shiva. Some of this soil is left and preserved in order to be added to new masks. The gathas, i.e.; mask-dancers, musicians and leader of the god-house go to Taleju with the new set of masks ritually made of specially clay mixed with the ashes of the previous masks and of the black clay, the remains of the Shiva linga made on the day of Gathamuga Chare. It is at the night of Dashain when the Karmacharya gives life-force, to the masks with the mantra. Therefore, these masks have tantric significance. Since the time the masks have life force, they are considered gods and goddesses. The role of Taleju is great, though she is not presented within the Nava Durga Pantheon. The new set of masks is exhibited in the celebratory Brahmayani Pitha beside the Hanumante River. This happens on the day of the Vijaya Dashami. Brahmayani Pitha which is in the eastern side of the city is also the Pitha of Nava Durga; Brahmayani is/was the guardian deity of the people and the king of Bhaktapur.
Though there are nine Durgas, only seven, Mahakali, Kumari, Barahi, Brahmayani, Mahesvari, Indrani and Vaisnavi are represented in the mask-dance and her icon is kept in Nava Durga god-house at Gachhe tole. Mahalaksmi, i.e. Shifo-dyo also is not present there in the form of mask. She is always in a small chariot that is kept on the ground during the public performances of Nava Durga. She is more abstract, important and powerful. She is regarded to be the Nava Durga's own goddess. A vessel with Maha Lakshmi icon contains ambrosia and other tantric things. It is enshrined in the god-house. The 'six-armed image framed by lions at her feet and a large aureole of flames has no face. The face, if it was ever represented, has been carefully cut out from the surface plane'. So she is concerned with cemetery as well. She is of tantric concern. She leads the procession of masked Nava Durga. Apart from seven Durgas in Nava Durga dance, there are other six masks. They are of Shiva, Ganesh, Bhairava, Sveta Bhairava, Sima and Duma. Sima and Duma portrayed roaring, an expression of their fierceness, are the messengers of death. Also they are the bodyguards of Shiva. They rarely dance in the group-dance. Theirs is a police function. Children taunt them. If a child is caught by either of them, it is considered an evil omen. Therefore, some parents often pay them beforehand that their children may not be caught. This belief reflects their role as messengers of death. Shiva's mask is smaller and it is not worn. Ganesh carries it in the group-dance. He fishes in the public performances.
The Nava Durga dance proceeds according to the beatings of Dyokhin and the performances of Taa (a pair of thick, small cyambals) and Kanhe-baja. The dyokhin, taa and kanhe-baja have symbolic meaning. It is said that the ringing sound of the musical instruments of Nava Durga dance not only gives the rhythmic signals to the dancers but also removes the people's troubles and obstacles caused by the evil beings. The tantric version is that it gives peace, prosperity and happiness to the people. For this purpose, this dance is performed in every tole of Bhaktapur. It is also taken to Deupatan, Banepa, nala, Dhulikhel, Panauti, Srikhandapur and Chaukot every year and in Hadigaun every twelve years. The people of these places devotedly offer puzas to the deities. "King Suvarna Malla of Bhaktapur introduced the dance of the Nava Durga, having heard that they had been seen dancing at night".
An Introduction to Nava Durga Bhaktapur, the city of devotees, is famous for its temple architecture and its magnificent representation of gods and goddesses created by anonymous Newar craft-masters during the reign of the Mallas. Among the various gods and goddesses of Bhaktapur, Nava Durga, the mask-deities is mobile, dramatic and mysterious. As a matter of fact Bhaktapur is renowned for Nava Durga.
Nava Durga means nine Durgas composed of Mahakali, Kumari, Barahi, Brahmayani, Mahesvari, Viasnavi, Indrani, Mahalaksmi and Tripurasundari. Durgas are the various demonic representation or manifestation of Parvati, the Sakti of Shiva, in tantric tradition. In Bhaktapur Nava Durga is a set of masks with a ritual continual life force which begins from Dashain in October and ends in Bhagasti in June. Since the day of Bhagasti all the deities in Nepal live not in the land but beneath the water until Gathamuga Chare, a little less than five weeks later. On the day of Gathamuga the gathas take some black clay from the field and erect a linga of Shiva. Some of this soil is left and preserved in order to be added to new masks. The gathas, i.e.; mask-dancers, musicians and leader of the god-house go to Taleju with the new set of masks ritually made of specially clay mixed with the ashes of the previous masks and of the black clay, the remains of the Shiva linga made on the day of Gathamuga Chare. It is at the night of Dashain when the Karmacharya gives life-force, to the masks with the mantra. Therefore, these masks have tantric significance. Since the time the masks have life force, they are considered gods and goddesses. The role of Taleju is great, though she is not presented within the Nava Durga Pantheon. The new set of masks is exhibited in the celebratory Brahmayani Pitha beside the Hanumante River. This happens on the day of the Vijaya Dashami. Brahmayani Pitha which is in the eastern side of the city is also the Pitha of Nava Durga; Brahmayani is/was the guardian deity of the people and the king of Bhaktapur.
Though there are nine Durgas, only seven, Mahakali, Kumari, Barahi, Brahmayani, Mahesvari, Indrani and Vaisnavi are represented in the mask-dance and her icon is kept in Nava Durga god-house at Gachhe tole. Mahalaksmi, i.e. Shifo-dyo also is not present there in the form of mask. She is always in a small chariot that is kept on the ground during the public performances of Nava Durga. She is more abstract, important and powerful. She is regarded to be the Nava Durga's own goddess. A vessel with Maha Lakshmi icon contains ambrosia and other tantric things. It is enshrined in the god-house. The 'six-armed image framed by lions at her feet and a large aureole of flames has no face. The face, if it was ever represented, has been carefully cut out from the surface plane'. So she is concerned with cemetery as well. She is of tantric concern. She leads the procession of masked Nava Durga. Apart from seven Durgas in Nava Durga dance, there are other six masks. They are of Shiva, Ganesh, Bhairava, Sveta Bhairava, Sima and Duma. Sima and Duma portrayed roaring, an expression of their fierceness, are the messengers of death. Also they are the bodyguards of Shiva. They rarely dance in the group-dance. Theirs is a police function. Children taunt them. If a child is caught by either of them, it is considered an evil omen. Therefore, some parents often pay them beforehand that their children may not be caught. This belief reflects their role as messengers of death. Shiva's mask is smaller and it is not worn. Ganesh carries it in the group-dance. He fishes in the public performances.
The Nava Durga dance proceeds according to the beatings of Dyokhin and the performances of Taa (a pair of thick, small cyambals) and Kanhe-baja. The dyokhin, taa and kanhe-baja have symbolic meaning. It is said that the ringing sound of the musical instruments of Nava Durga dance not only gives the rhythmic signals to the dancers but also removes the people's troubles and obstacles caused by the evil beings. The tantric version is that it gives peace, prosperity and happiness to the people. For this purpose, this dance is performed in every tole of Bhaktapur. It is also taken to Deupatan, Banepa, nala, Dhulikhel, Panauti, Srikhandapur and Chaukot every year and in Hadigaun every twelve years. The people of these places devotedly offer puzas to the deities. "King Suvarna Malla of Bhaktapur introduced the dance of the Nava Durga, having heard that they had been seen dancing at night".
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Hi,
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I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
Battery is ok
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
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Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Hi i am marrying next week
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Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
I always think about U.
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Select three
Love two
And
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Ants will finish you
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At ur age hitler commited suicide
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Before marriage, After marriage
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r u smiling now????*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!
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An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back!
Can we do romance in the midnight today
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Shopkeeper: How about this card,it says,”To the only girl I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
How rat proposes a cat;)
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Nobody touches but u feel it
when sum1 touches u&u don’t feel it,its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u&u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touchesu but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…
Pappu can’t dance sala :p
Can u dance????No!...Sure...Just try it...Sure u cant...That means u r pappu!!!...Because pappu cant dance ..
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
girl: yesterday-night I saw a dreamThat u were sending meJewelry and clothes!boy: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!
What does ILU means?
What does ILU means?
I= IL= LoveU=Urduso I love urdu…tum kya samjhey they…I love ullu..to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,butGadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
This was a missed call
One day Raja and ranidecided to send messagesto each other by usingPigeon instead of mobile.The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please
Always KISS a young lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time
What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies&division of friends.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentallyA=admitedT=teacherH=harassingS=students
yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Name one important thing
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thingwe have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMSDid u feel da taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
U luk sweet when u read my message
U look sweet when u read my message.U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.So, try to look sweetest.
Open with Love…
Open with Love…If I disturb UI am Sorry!But I needTo SayI…Love…Disturbing you…
How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born
I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have?
An old rich man marries a young girl.
An old rich man marries a young girl.Interviewer ask to girl-aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.
Apni sans ko bahar nikalo
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?BecauseBaba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
BROKEN HEART(FOR SOMEONE)
Break my heart
Break my heartdestroy my soulandleave me cryingi’d still love youandi won’t expect you tolove me in return …
Some broken heart…
Some broken heart, may never mend,Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,But my love for you will never die…
The pain of broke heart
IF you broke heart any one.one day your own heart willbroke some one.Than you know the pain ofbroke heart.
I Just Stopped Showing Love
The most beautiful wordsby a wounded heart“I Never Stopped Loving You,I Just Stopped Showing It”…
Break my heartdestroy my soulandleave me cryingi’d still love youandi won’t expect you tolove me in return …
Some broken heart…
Some broken heart, may never mend,Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,But my love for you will never die…
The pain of broke heart
IF you broke heart any one.one day your own heart willbroke some one.Than you know the pain ofbroke heart.
I Just Stopped Showing Love
The most beautiful wordsby a wounded heart“I Never Stopped Loving You,I Just Stopped Showing It”…
love sms
Miss u sms
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Miss you sms
Har khushi kam hai,Tera gam bhulane ke liye,Ek tera gam hi kaafi hai,
Miss U: Special to me
you may be out of my sight ,but not out of my heart…you may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind….I may mean nothing to you but you will always be special to me.
Miss you poetry sms: Mausam ki nazakat
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..
Miss You sms Messages: close yr eyes
Close ur eyes ….,Relax ur body…. and stop breathing as long as U can…Now breath…I miss u as much as u missed the air….
Romantic SMS: Raaz e dil
Raaz-e-DilLakh Chaha Magar Wo Muje Bhula Na SakaMere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha MagarApni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata ThaPer Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere LiayChah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat SeHale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,
By= RAJAN
Days of love: cool love sms
Are you in love check out this love sms fits nicely
Without Love — dayz are Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… I love you in the morning As sunbeams kiss the earth Night time shadows give way to a new days rebirth Birds soar
Love sms: My Heart
I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
Love sms: Love with someone
when time comes for you to be in love with someonemake sure you choose a right personwho can care and show concern at any time,any moment and not only loves youbut also loves what you want.
Love sms: Name is so precious….
Flowers will die, sun will set..But u r my love that i wont forget..Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
Love sms: Love & Friendship
Once upon a timelove and friendshipwere walking in village.Love fall in dug because love is blind.friend ship also fall becausefriend ship can do every thing for love
Love sms:I Love u….
D smallest word is I,the sweetest word is LOVEand the dearest personin the world is U.dats why I Love You..
Love sms:All I wanted ….
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 meAll I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 meAll I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b trueAll I ever wanted was sum1 like U…
Miss U: Take Care Of U
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i’ll find someone who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..
Love sms: My Heart
I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
MY LOVE!
मैले दिएको मुटु, कुनै त्यस्तो सस्तो चिज होइन । म त रिती सकेको छु । तिम्रो माया पाउन, मैले तिमीलाई आधा छाती दिएको होइन । म त खाली,खाली, रित्तो भइसकेको छु । किन यो दिनहरु विरान लाग्छ ? म आफ्नै छायांमा आफूलाई हराइरहेछु । रातहरु पनि कति स्वार्थी छन् ! मेरो नीद देवी लिई टाढा भागिदिन्छ । सम्झनाको त्यो झिनो धागो, कल्पना भरी बेह्रीरहन्छ । भनौं…! यो अथाहा पीडाले जीवन छटपटिरहन्छ । तिम्रो निश्फ्रक्ताभित्र जीवन निशासिरहन्छ । मैले दिएको माया, कुनै त्यस्तो खेल्ने खेल होइन । म त दुखी रहेको छु । यो वेदना पाउन, मैले तिमीलाई अविश्वास मागेको होइन । म त आशुं आशुं भएर बांचीदिएको छु । किन यो जीवन उजाड लाग्छ ? म आफैदेखि आफैलाई टाढा पाईरहेछु । समय पनि कस्तो पापी छ ! जीवनको खुशी खोसेर शून्यतामा हराइदिन्छ । मायाको त्यो सानो त्यान्द्रो, मन भरि छटपटिरहन्छ । भनौं…!! एउटा अथाहा पीडामा जीवन दुखीरहन्छ । तिम्रो वेवास्ताको प्रहारले जीवन छटपटिरहन्छ । आखिरमा मैले ठूलै घात पाएं । चिन्ताको चित्तामा जलिरहेछु । अव, म जीवन विर्सजन गर्न चाहन्छु । जीवनको अथाह पीडाबाट मुक्ती पाउन, जीवनलाई किनारा लगाउन चाहन्छु । अन्तिम श्वास निभाउन चाहन्छु ।love you rr
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.
Miss you sms
Har khushi kam hai,Tera gam bhulane ke liye,Ek tera gam hi kaafi hai,
Miss U: Special to me
you may be out of my sight ,but not out of my heart…you may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind….I may mean nothing to you but you will always be special to me.
Miss you poetry sms: Mausam ki nazakat
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..
Miss You sms Messages: close yr eyes
Close ur eyes ….,Relax ur body…. and stop breathing as long as U can…Now breath…I miss u as much as u missed the air….
Romantic SMS: Raaz e dil
Raaz-e-DilLakh Chaha Magar Wo Muje Bhula Na SakaMere Khayal Wo Dil Se Kabhi Mita Na Saka,Mujse Wo door Bohat door ho Gaya Tha MagarApni Ankhon Se Mere Chehray ko Hata Na Saka,Mujse Wo Doori Barhana Chahata ThaPer Kabhi Wo Mujse Door Ja Na Saka,Kitnay Shikway hein Os Key Dil May Mere LiayChah Kar Be Kabhi Wo Mujhe Bata Na Saka,Anjaan Rakhna Chahata Tha Mujhe Apni Chahat SeHale-e-Dil Mujse Per Chupaa Na Saka,
By= RAJAN
Days of love: cool love sms
Are you in love check out this love sms fits nicely
Without Love — dayz are Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday… so be in Luv everyday… I love you in the morning As sunbeams kiss the earth Night time shadows give way to a new days rebirth Birds soar
Love sms: My Heart
I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
Love sms: Love with someone
when time comes for you to be in love with someonemake sure you choose a right personwho can care and show concern at any time,any moment and not only loves youbut also loves what you want.
Love sms: Name is so precious….
Flowers will die, sun will set..But u r my love that i wont forget..Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
Love sms: Love & Friendship
Once upon a timelove and friendshipwere walking in village.Love fall in dug because love is blind.friend ship also fall becausefriend ship can do every thing for love
Love sms:I Love u….
D smallest word is I,the sweetest word is LOVEand the dearest personin the world is U.dats why I Love You..
Love sms:All I wanted ….
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 meAll I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 meAll I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b trueAll I ever wanted was sum1 like U…
Miss U: Take Care Of U
if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i’ll find someone who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..
Love sms: My Heart
I have a heart n that is true,But now it has gone from me to you,So care for it just like I do,Because I have no heart n U have two.
MY LOVE!
मैले दिएको मुटु, कुनै त्यस्तो सस्तो चिज होइन । म त रिती सकेको छु । तिम्रो माया पाउन, मैले तिमीलाई आधा छाती दिएको होइन । म त खाली,खाली, रित्तो भइसकेको छु । किन यो दिनहरु विरान लाग्छ ? म आफ्नै छायांमा आफूलाई हराइरहेछु । रातहरु पनि कति स्वार्थी छन् ! मेरो नीद देवी लिई टाढा भागिदिन्छ । सम्झनाको त्यो झिनो धागो, कल्पना भरी बेह्रीरहन्छ । भनौं…! यो अथाहा पीडाले जीवन छटपटिरहन्छ । तिम्रो निश्फ्रक्ताभित्र जीवन निशासिरहन्छ । मैले दिएको माया, कुनै त्यस्तो खेल्ने खेल होइन । म त दुखी रहेको छु । यो वेदना पाउन, मैले तिमीलाई अविश्वास मागेको होइन । म त आशुं आशुं भएर बांचीदिएको छु । किन यो जीवन उजाड लाग्छ ? म आफैदेखि आफैलाई टाढा पाईरहेछु । समय पनि कस्तो पापी छ ! जीवनको खुशी खोसेर शून्यतामा हराइदिन्छ । मायाको त्यो सानो त्यान्द्रो, मन भरि छटपटिरहन्छ । भनौं…!! एउटा अथाहा पीडामा जीवन दुखीरहन्छ । तिम्रो वेवास्ताको प्रहारले जीवन छटपटिरहन्छ । आखिरमा मैले ठूलै घात पाएं । चिन्ताको चित्तामा जलिरहेछु । अव, म जीवन विर्सजन गर्न चाहन्छु । जीवनको अथाह पीडाबाट मुक्ती पाउन, जीवनलाई किनारा लगाउन चाहन्छु । अन्तिम श्वास निभाउन चाहन्छु ।love you rr
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