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Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!


I May come there any time!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”

Battery is ok
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Hi i am marrying next week
Hi i am marrying next weekthere will be a small party andonly few persons will be invitedHey don’t bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me.


Future plans of childrens
Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

I always think about U.
I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m very desperate for U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.That’s all what my mama say to me

Best ever advice!
Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one

Ants will finish you
a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..u r very handsome.u r very cute.u r very sweet.ooph…….sorry.i can’t call u sweet….because ants will finish u.

At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !At ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir,but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
BeautifulIntelligentTalentedCuteHilarious
r u smiling now????*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*


Oh shitt.. jal gaya:p
What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)?
Socho…
Dont know..
Oh! shit jal gaya!!

An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back!

Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood:)Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.
To the only girl I ever loved!
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,it says,”To the only girl I ever loved!”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

How rat proposes a cat;)
How will a rat purpose a cat…???..???“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..O Billo Rani..!!;-)


Nobody touches but u feel it
when sum1 touches u&u don’t feel it,its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u&u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touchesu but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)

Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…

Pappu can’t dance sala :p
Can u dance????No!...Sure...Just try it...Sure u cant...That means u r pappu!!!...Because pappu cant dance ..

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
girl: yesterday-night I saw a dreamThat u were sending meJewelry and clothes!boy: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!


What does ILU means?
What does ILU means?
I= IL= LoveU=Urduso I love urdu…tum kya samjhey they…I love ullu..to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon

Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,butGadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!


This was a missed call
One day Raja and ranidecided to send messagesto each other by usingPigeon instead of mobile.The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call”

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please
Always KISS a young lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time


What is a girl friend?
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies&division of friends.



A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!

Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentallyA=admitedT=teacherH=harassingS=students

yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Name one important thing
TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thingwe have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Arshad: Me!


Taste this SMS
Taste this SMSDid u feel da taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


U luk sweet when u read my message
U look sweet when u read my message.U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.So, try to look sweetest.

Open with Love…
Open with Love…If I disturb UI am Sorry!But I needTo SayI…Love…Disturbing you…

How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born

I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager!Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colors do you have?

An old rich man marries a young girl.
An old rich man marries a young girl.Interviewer ask to girl-aap nay in main shadi ke liye kya dekha?girl- ek to inki income, aur doosre inke din kam.

Apni sans ko bahar nikalo
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?BecauseBaba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”